down_on_the_source | New Adventurers Rejoice!

The Final Fantasy XIV Meme

Welcome to Eorzea! You've been an Adventurer in this world for quite some time, and want to do something worthwhile. What sort of nonsense are you planning today? For veterans this seems nostalgic. It's like if the old experiences are freshly polished once again.

Some optional prompts are as follows below:

1. You've just arrived and checked in with Momodi. There are things to do in the Quicksand, such as ordering food, checking the levequests, all of it. Are you going to organize a party? Or just drink like there's no tomorrow?

2. There's a local band of monsters or enemies to wipe out. Easy coin right, these leves?

3. The hardwork of an Adventurer pays off in coin, but so does crafting and taking commissions. Are you planning to buy something from another person or make it yourself?

4. Okay, you've saved enough. Time to buy a house. Are you going for a big, small, medium house? Is it in the Mist with its shining beaches, the desert jewel of the Goblet or the woodlands of the Lavender Beds? Do you run a restaurant or a private home, or is this just a weird dungeon for your other clientelle?

5. Okay that got weird fast. Festival time! There's tons of festivals to attend and people to see, work with, and loot to earn. Gotta keep the glamour rolling right?

6. Perhaps its a competition, to get the best whatever. There's a prize at the end of this adventure such as throwing water ballons at sabotenders, or perhaps trying to see who can steal Godbert Manderville's glasses first. Either way, they're promising coin and a shiny new outfit.

7. You have a shiny new linkpearl, and a huge friendlist. Time to talk someone's ear off!

8. There's been rumor of a STRANGERS from another world. Something's strange, curious and not of this world in this world here! Some kind of car? Visitors from another star? Sounds like it's Tuesday.

9. Make up your own adventure!

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5 and 6: Godbert's Glasses Challenge

Godbert is snoring on the beaches of Costa del Sol.

It's the middle of festival season.

Your challenge. Is to steal the Manderville Man's glasses. Do you dare take this challenge and win the coveted Punchy Shark Minion for your very own.

5. The Weird Moonfire Festival

Ever since they let those weirdo ARKS onto Eorzea, things never quite were the same, were they? Case in point: Risa, one of their most murderous, was FISHING.

"EHEHEHEHeheheheHEehEhEhEhEHEHEHHEee!"

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By fishing you mean, exploding things and the rapid fire of guns could be heard further down the beach as she's using a rifle to fish those fish out of the ocean with devastating pinpoint accuracy.

"Oh this is so much easier than that boring old fishing rod! Come here little fishy~" She cooed in a unstable tone. "I need to cook cook cook yes yes yes!"

Please beware yourself around the CAST in a bikini, laying atop a rock shooting things.

Twelve help her, that gun was louder than anything Stephanivien had ever come up with. Groaning softly, Amelia rubbed her temples to try and stave off the low key headache that was forming. "Will you put that thing away?" she yelled down towards Risa. "I have a headache!"

"Oh me oh my, stop? But I'm so close to my quota!" Giggled Risa, cocking the gun and switching it to sniper mode and taking out three more fish. "There's plenty of fish and many hungry people asking for more fish. I just can't wait to fill the bellies of those who are ravenous, EHEHEHEhehEhEhEhEhEhEhEhehehe!"

New Adventurers Rejoice!

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